swine flu jokes


Q: What is the disease all of the math teachers are getting?

 

 

 

A: Sine flu.

Q: What is the disease all of the rope-makers are getting?

 

 

A: Twine flu.

Q: What is the disease all of the italians are getting?

 

 

A: Wine flu.

Q: What is the disease all of the Buddhists are getting?

 

 

A: Shrine flu.

I am making  some of these up as I go.

Q: What is the disease all of the cooks are getting?

 

 

A: Thyme flu.

Q: What is the disease all of the Wahoos are getting?

 

 

A: Whine flu.

Q: What is the disease all of the selfish people are getting?

 

 

A: Mine flu.

Q: What is the disease all the poets are getting?

 

 

A: Rhyme flu.

Man I could do this for hours.

Q: What is the disease all the watermelons are getting?

 

 

A: Rind flu.

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