we might be rednecks

So I’m cleaning out a bunch of my old stuff and I found my “You Might Be a Redneck If” calendar from last year.
November 5 was “There is a trampoline in your front yard.”
October 23 was “You’ve ever raked leaves in your kitchen.” (Me)
November 13 “You think you’re a fashion designer because you cut the arms off your T-shirts.”
November 20 “You’ve ever hunted in your front yard.” (Josh Brown)
November 24 “You dunk cookies into soda.” (Rawls)